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THE CURE FOR
COMMON TASKS
Clinical-Grade Apps for Workplace Wellness
2.3
Years Saved
87%
Efficiency Boost
0
Side Effects*
Treatment Categories
FDA* Approved Digital Remedies (*Fun Digital Apps)
Academic Recovery
Emergency treatment for homework paralysis, essay anxiety, and chronic procrastination syndrome.
94%
Success Rate
2.1M
Patients Treated
Essay Vaccine
Study Serum
Grade Therapy
Corporate Rehabilitation
Intensive care for meeting fatigue, email overload, and acute PowerPoint poisoning.
89%
Recovery Rate
450K
Companies Saved
Sales Stimulant
Meeting Antidote
Email Detox
Performance Enhancement
Clinical-strength supplements for focus deficiency, time blindness, and motivation malnutrition.
96%
Efficacy Score
3.5M
Hours Saved
Focus Formula
Time Prescription
Task Therapy
Financial Health
Emergency treatment for budget bleeding, investment inflammation, and tax season trauma.
91%
Cure Rate
$2.3B
Saved Annually
Budget Medicine
Investment IV
Tax Relief
Creative Care
Experimental treatments for creative block, design paralysis, and chronic perfectionism.
88%
Breakthrough Rate
10K
Projects Saved
Design Drug
Art Antibody
Video Vaccine
Gaming Genetics
Performance-enhancing formulas for skill plateaus, rage quit syndrome, and team toxicity.
92%
Win Rate Boost
500K
Gamers Treated
Skill Serum
Team Tonic
Stream Steroids