The Cure for Common Tasks

Side Effects

Full disclosure: SICKLIEST does have side effects. They just happen to be good ones.

The Diagnosis Elsewhere

Most AI infrastructure is an environmental nightmare. Massive GPU clusters burning through electricity. Data centers gulping water for cooling. Carbon emissions piling up with every query. The industry treats this as an acceptable cost of doing business.

We don't.

Treatment Outcomes

SICKLIEST runs on purpose-built processors that use 90% less energy than traditional AI services. Less power, less heat, less cooling, less water, smaller carbon footprint. Same quality results; fraction of the impact.

Speed isn't just convenient here; it's efficient. Faster processing means less time with processors running, which adds up to serious energy savings at scale.

This isn't our main selling point. We built SICKLIEST to be smart and fast, to actually get your tasks done. The environmental benefits are a side effect of good engineering.

Community Health Metrics

These numbers represent the estimated environmental savings from using SICKLIEST instead of traditional AI services, based on actual usage data.

Community Impact Since Launch
4.5kWh
Energy Saved
≈ 360 smartphone charges
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2gal
Water Conserved
≈ 15 bottles of water
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4lbs
CO2 Avoided
≈ 5 miles not driven

How We Calculate LIVE

0 responses × 4.5 Wh = 0 Wh saved
0 kWh × 1.8 L/kWh = 0 L water conserved
0 kWh × 0.4 kg/kWh = 0 kg CO2 avoided

These numbers update in real-time based on actual Remedy AI usage. Every query contributes to these savings.

How the Treatment Works

Purpose-Built Processors

Unlike traditional AI running on power-hungry graphics processors, our infrastructure uses specialized chips designed specifically for language processing. Same quality, fraction of the power.

On-Chip Memory

Traditional systems waste energy shuttling data between separate memory chips. Our processors keep everything on-chip, eliminating that energy drain entirely.

Efficient Cooling

Less power means less heat. Our data centers require significantly less cooling, which means less water consumption and lower carbon emissions.

Instant Responses

Faster processing means less time with processors running. Efficiency and speed turn out to be the same thing.

Lab Results

Here's how our infrastructure compares to traditional AI services per 1,000 queries:

Traditional AI

Energy Used ~5 kWh
Water (Cooling) ~9 liters
CO2 Emissions ~2 kg
Response Time 3-10 seconds

SICKLIEST

Energy Used ~0.5 kWh
Water (Cooling) ~0.9 liters
CO2 Emissions ~0.2 kg
Response Time <1 second

Methodology Notes

We believe in transparency. Here's exactly how we calculate the environmental impact:

Per-Query Energy Savings:

  • Traditional AI average: ~5 Wh per query
  • SICKLIEST average: ~0.5 Wh per query
  • Savings: 4.5 Wh per query (90%)

Conversion Factors:

  • 1 kWh = ~1.8 liters of cooling water (industry average)
  • 1 kWh = ~0.4 kg CO2 (US grid average)
  • 1 kWh = ~80 smartphone charges
  • 1 kg CO2 = ~2.5 miles of driving

Prognosis

Every time you use SICKLIEST instead of a traditional AI service, you're choosing quality and efficiency without sacrifice. Smart results, fast responses, and a smaller footprint. Better for you, better for the planet.

Ready to try it? Remedy AI is free, fast, and environmentally responsible.